What is 1 + 1?

• A five year old: two
• A mathematician: That is arbitrary symbol system and unless I know which system you are using the answers are infinite.
• A Physicist: 1.95 +- 0.01
• A Poet: The many splendors of love...
• A Computer Programmer: printf("%d\n", 1+1);
• A Computer Scientist: 10
• Bush: that is classified for national security reasons.
• Obama: How about we fund that research out of the stimulus money?
• A Drunk: Shoe.
• A Policeman: I'll ask the questions here unless you want to get tasered.
• A Ninja: (Could not find one to ask)
• Chuck Norris: That would be my Punch (tm) followed by my hallmark Roundhouse Kick (tm).
• A Manager: Lets hold a meting to plan the response to that question.
• A Consultant: I see we are funded for three weeks work, so come back in three weeks for the answer.
• A Tester: Your program crashed while calculating the answer.
• Buddha: Your attachment to the number one causes suffering for all beings.
• The Pope: The correct question is what is 1 + 1 + 1.
• Global Warming Alarmists: Our simulation shows that the answer will be increasing over time.
• Global Warming Deniers: Our leading scientist says the answer is 2 but has recently been fired for saying so.
• Mormons: Actually 1 + 2 or 1 + 3 works well too.
• McDonald's Employee: Do you want fries with that.
• Picasso: N